1. Under Saddam’s mattress (Actually that’s where the
pornography of mass destruction is stored)
2. Better get a shovel, the WDM’s are buried somewhere in the
sand
3. In the basement of the Baghdad palace, in the basement beside
the bag of moustache clippings.
4. In the stable, under the pile of camel droppings.
5. In the cave where Osama Bin Laden is hiding.
6. Available at any Iraqi 7-11 store right beside the jerky.
7. Find Saddam’s harem, lift a few skirts, there’s the weapons
of mass destruction.
8. Any outhouse behind a Taco Bell in Iraq is a weapon of mass
destruction.
9. Find Saddam, under the beret is the toupee of mass destruction
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